Humor? It's still Humor!

Humor.. What comes into your mind when you hear about certain jokes? Are you disgusted or laughing your fat ass off on the ground until you pee and crap your pants?

Humor

That quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous

The mental faculty of discovering, expressing or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous

Something that is designed to be comical or amusing

DEFINITION

See, branding (errr) HUMOR into a specific category might be more appropriate, however humor according to it's definition is something designed to be FUNNY, APPEALING (pheromones?) & finding ways to cherish a situation that is deemed DUMB or whatever floats your boat. I think, when someone delivers their HUMOR, it is how the speaker delivers it & it is up to his listeners to do the *THINKING, THE ANALYZING* etc.

I love people with a good sense of humor (*wink wink*). Yet if your boundaries has been breached or if you feel uncomfortable, you got to let the person know that you are (erupting in HOT EMBERS of RAGE) because they are not mind readers (would criminal profiling help? lmfao).

Yes I am definitely a bored professional BUM.. My day was eventless as usual, cook breakfast, clean the pots & pans, exercise, get crunk, baby sit, tweetdecking (since it was a Sunday, no theKCshow bummer because that's where I get my humor)..

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**P.S. if you can't stand the heat just leave the room and STOP MOPING & fretting**

Some thoughts to ponder on..

"They always say that it is wrong but while doing it, it seems RIGHT"

Was there are time that you have thought that what you are doing is wrong/right but it is really right/wrong? For me this happens all the time... It is not because I am hard headed or high strung, I just want to do the things I really wanted to do... Knowing whether it is bad or wrong, I would still do those things... A time would come that I will hit my face on the pavement and smell the aroma of CONSEQUENCES... Actions will always come with consequences (you throw me a sissy fit, i will give a bitch fit). Consequences that we might regret or be grateful of. With everything that has recently happened to me these past 7 months, I have no regrets whatsoever because I know that I have given the best to make things work. The decisions that I made, was worth all the pain. With my current status right now, I am happy with the things going on.

Have you encountered an incident when you have practiced the nth time what you want to say to a person but you were not able to do so because you chickened out? I know that there are reasons why we do these things.. I guess we all fear REJECTION (*thunder*), HEART ACHES (*POW*) and not hearing what we want to HEAR (*What's that deary?*). Let's all admit it, we would only say things that the other person wants to hear (not unless you are a tactless person go ahead)to shut them up. I think that we should voice out things that the other person wants to know. People lie because they don't want to hurt their friend's feelings, to cover up the shit they have created etc. But creating white lies would eventually come out & shit, shit will happen and everything gets down and DIRTY.

I tap into my instinct but I guess I am too LOST to get SWOOPED up.

Naaahhh I am not emotional right now, I am just over analyzing things.. rotfl

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The KC show

From my previous blog, I told you all that I'm a bit addicted to twitter right now.. Anyways, I just got back home from an interview / hot rendezvous with B.. I was updating my tweets when I saw KC Montero's tweet that he's doing an interview for assistants lol...

I wanted to spread my GV's so I decided to call, it actually took me a few times. At first I chickened out, the second time, the line was busy & when the opportuniy came.... tudunn tudunn!!! BOOM BAM! I was live on air (OMG beyond that I sounded maarte & i hated it because i am known for being down, rowdy, bosabos.. but wth right?!!??? It's friggin KC Mon. )..

He asked me questions like if I still work (Nope... Im a bum), If my hands were soft (I answered "I think so",should have said something way more ____ lol), playing game consoles etc, what i like to do & eat etc... Then I threw a bomb "Im sorry, Im interested with women" (Now don't get me wrong,KC Montero is a hot/attractive dude but currently im into women & i have my B.. Although I am mor inclined to Cassandra Monteroid). I finally know now that my vioce is like a lil' girl's voice on live radio hahaha..

I guess I started the lesbian topic... & Called mor than I should... I thought that I would start stuttering & have a lock jaw.... It was damn fun, I want to do it again...

It was an experience... Whether the vibes are good or bad... It was a wicked experience...

gotta listen to him, i love his show.. And follow him on twitter as well @KCMontero in twitter

more info click the KC show

or http://www.thekcshow.net/

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Another Boring day..

Twitter Twitter....



I've been getting so addicted to twitter lately & it is nice to know how people are doing by the hour, by the minute or by the second of each day (nah stalking is a different thing rotfl)... Aside from looking for a new job in order to supply my undying, costly & affection for cosmetics and shoes, to my own dismay it is still unfruitful (BLAH! I need to party heavy)



The more I think about my sinful, materialistic demands in life, I feel thatI really need to step up another notch again.. I guess, I should listen to what my cousin said..

"Don't work just to please them, You need to learn how to grow up."

She is so right and whether the 'rents like it or not, I'm going to get a job because I want too. I just don't know why they keep on pushing me to work in Singapore or the US of A... Goodness, nothing beats PI! :)

Gotta run gonna do the yogi & some fat girl run rotfl

Feelings swirled, movies are so ME...

There are somethings that I really cannot explain to myself. Just thinking about those things mkes me go bonkers and major head ache is brewing up. I think that I am being way too hard on myself, reality sets in & it feels that what I had done were not enough.

I love watching movies or series whether it's a comedy, horror, action, true story, romance etc (even if it is Korean, American, German, French, Filipino, Japanese etc as long as it gets my attention I will definitely watch it). There are certain type of movies that would definitely show "THIS IS YOU!". The side effects of realising that some scenes has already happened to you feels like de ja vu. We either laugh at it or contemplate on it. As far as I can remember, I am not a fan of watching movies that will give me raccoon eyes, there was this korean movie that I watched (up to now) called Windstruck & the Japanese Movie 1 Liter of Tears that brought me to a MAJOR CRYINGfest.

What's with the sad mood?

These movies that I watched taught me something, it takes time to heal wounds and it even takes longer to move on. As easy as it sounds, moving on & healing is such a draining process and the time used up can either be fruitful or another time wasted lamenting. Nobody knows the efforts of someone acting up happy and acting normal when deep inside you are already burning & crashing down not unless they look into the eyes of that person. You would be amazed on what is running inside a person's head during this type of situation. More on asking themselves "Why did it happen to me?", "I should have stayed/ I should have stopped him or her", "It should have been me"... I guess the reasons and the answers to these questions would only be answered by them/ us.

The reason why I blogged something like this is because this entry is dedicated to my gf who died last June 22, 2010. We've been together (okay an on & off relationship) for almost a year and 6 months. I was not a good girlfriend that I was supposed to be (the other women & the infamous MR. BIG errrrrr) but her persistence, patience & understanding made her the ONE. She accepted me with open arms, the excess baggage, sudden outbursts & inclination to B (current beau). No strings attached. What even makes it harder to move on is the letter she sent to B. (I dont want to post the screen shot of the email because it still hurts to remember, I'll just give you the gist)

"I am giving you ReezenTOT back because I can see it in her eyes on how much she loves you. It is her time to be happy for a change. Doing this hurts but please take care of her & dont make a fool out of her "

When B sent me the forwarded email, I was in a state of shock & sadness again. I was amazed that she was willing to let go just to make me happy. Anna is one of the strongest woman that I know. I stood by her side until her last breathe, it was all that I can do. No matter how much or hard I cried, she will never come back. Maybe by blogging about her would help me move on...

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sex education, and ELLA... WTFH

Here in the Philippines, some NGOs and lawmakers (religion can either divide the people or bring them together as one) are freaking out about teaching sex education in schools. Being frank and a bit way over my looney cranky head, SEX EDUCATION should be taught to children or atleast the tweens. Come on, when they hit the puberty stage there would be some questions that they may not be able to ask their parents upfront. With the aide of the sex education classes they would be more aware of their bodies and the different stages it goes through. Why they get aroused, why their nipples harden, semen, vagina etc.

The thing that some lawmakers and some NGOs are getting iffy about is that their religious and moral MATTERS might get affected (wth? even the smartest, the quite ones, the religious ones get KNOCKED UP once in a while rotfl...). The only time that these children's minds would get corrupted is if the parents or guardians are not PAYING GOOD attention to them (you decide what type of attention they need).

Thinking more about it, those people who despise the subject of SEX EDUCATION, are they thinking straight (come on... they wouldn't be around here if their parents did not have sex with each other!)? It depends on how this subject would be taught to them. Learning about SEX education would no lead to premarital sex not unless both parties have their consent (doh, them kids are getting SMARTER) Learning about sex is not bad, using CONTRACEPTIVES is not BAD, being aware of SAFE SEX IS A MUST, and definitely MASTURBATION IS NOT BAD.

NEW TOPIC..... CONTRACEPTIVES...

There is this new contraceptive that is awaiting the FDA's approval (ofcourse this would be available in the US once approved) called ELLA, a selective progesterone receptor modulator which is developed specifically as an emergency contraceptive. It will prevent pregnancy up to 5 days after unprotected sex or when a contraceptive fails (i.e. when the condom rips during sex, the girl is unsure if she took the pill etc.). The current contraceptive that is available at the moment is called Plan B which is good for 72 hrs.

Some pro-life activists believe that it contains a chemical similar to the RU-486 which is als found in abortion pills...

http://www.emaxhealth.com/1024/fda-advisory-committee-recommends-approval-ella (for more information)

So far this is what i can blab for now....


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Anybody Home???

Yeah yeah I know that it has been a while since I typed here in my "awesome" blog (with a hint of sarcasm)....

First I became some what busy with my job then I decided to leave the job because it felt that I was not going anywhere... Love life is intact, still full of spontaniety and tenaciousness that there are times that I breakdown (in a positive way ofcourse).

My life is FULL of adventures right now and I don't know when a meaningful blog would happen anytime soon (Doh, there are just some people who just love to hug this equipment that I can only use it during the wee hours of the morning tee hee..)


Til the next time...

xoxo

The Blah

The Blah... Nothing really exciting happened (duh as if) this pass few months (now i am taking bollocks here). Well, I gotta be thankful because I was bestowed a job to be an associate for ____. Due to this new job, I was able to meet a lot of versatile, unique, funny, crazy people that makes the job worth while (I so love using the gym at work, it rocks!).

Never the less, you would also come across some crazy blokes, wenches and gits (rotfl). But finally I have met some one so special that he takes my breath away (FOR REAL! HE REALLY DOES TAKE MY BREATH AWAY). Possession has done small things that MR.BIG was not able to freaking do at all (well, i gotta give him props though for seeing my family and all that but wth..), small things that made me feel I am important to him and I deserve the things that I really deserve (something like that.).

Yup, the new dude in my life is Possession (possession because he is mine.... lol). It really took some time for me to get knocked off my senses to say yes to him (took a very very long time) I guess the wait was worth it. Possession has this way of looking at me that makes me go NUTS, (literally I go GAGA NUTS!) whenever he smiles at me I break into a million of pieces. Simple I love you and I miss you cracks me up to a "LOVE FRENZY". And the way he says my name, damn it, my knickers falls down on my toes (Hahahaha).

With the past blokes that I was with, whenever they look at me, they think of money, ummm money and "GAMING". Yet, Possession is very very very DIFFERENT from them. I feel spoiled whenever I am with him,it feels awkward yet at the same time it feels kinda good. He makes me feel better like no one has ever done before.

"I always get what I want, when I want it, How I want it and WHO I WANT. Now THAT I HAVE YOU, ALL THE CRAZINESS IS BEARABLE... Love You POSSESSION"



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